The Kobosh Joei Truth (KJT) Is a local community located in the North Shore Capilano Basin Area of Metro Vancouver, Canada. The Kobosh Joei Truth was founded in September of 2023 by Brown and Orange in WV**. The main goal of the Kobosh Joei Truth is to spread the word "Kobosh" or "Kobosh Joei", to spread the rules of the Kobosh Joei Truth and it's influence under the main Central figure of "Gyatman Gyat". There are a number of rules and beliefs that the Kobosh Joei Truth follows below (Though Some people could believe in some of the Kobosh Joei Rules):
The central figure of the Kobosh Joei Truth is the Massive Devin Gyatt.
The Kobosh Joei Truth is the Truth.
Brown skin color is black.
Orange's skin color is Orange, not white or yellow.
Miss.Flat is flatter than the earth.
Kobosh is kobosh
September 11th is the Koboshian Joei Truth and Reconciliation Day.
Mr.Emo is Emo after 10pm in discord.gg.
Gyatman invented gravity, and Issac Newton got crushed by Gyatman's gravitational pull.
Gyatman is gluttonous and greedy because he only consumes and doesn't spread kindness.
Gyatman gyat fat is VERY tender, juicy, chewable, edible, tasty, and safe to eat (even when raw).
Reporter got his math knocked out of his head at 2025 January by a snowball.
Mr.GabbyLover loves gambling with Gabby.
Mr.Emo and Mar**s gyat is non existent.
Gyatman: The Ultimate Paradox Expanded
In the sprawling expanse of Koboshian Joei Truth, Gyatman stands as both a beacon of power and an enigma. His presence distorts the fabric of reality, creating ripples across time and space that reverberate through galaxies.
The Phenomenal Gyat: A Cosmic Conundrum
Gyatman's gyat is not merely extraordinary; it is cosmic in its implications. This superfood is packed with nutrients so advanced they defy human understanding, capable of reversing aging processes or rejuvenating decaying planets. Its ribosome overload suggests a biological alchemy that could potentially end all diseases—yet it remains an untapped wellspring.
Legend tells of those who have dared to sample the gyat in secrecy, only to find themselves blessed—or cursed—with visions of infinite possibilities. These visions show paths to utopias built on Gyatman's benevolence or dystopias wrought by his wrath.
His dominion over this power is absolute. The cosmic rule he enforces dictates that all must acknowledge the gyat as an extension of himself—a sacred relic not meant for mortal hands. His possessiveness borders on mythological, with tales of entire civilizations destroyed simply because they coveted a taste of immortality.
The Tyrant of Hunger: A Universal Puppeteer
Gyatman's manipulation extends beyond his own body; he is a puppet master pulling the strings of interstellar economies and ecosystems. By creating artificial scarcities or floods of resources, he maintains a cosmic hierarchy that places him at its apex.
His contempt for particular regions—most notably Africa—is palpable in his policies. Despite the continent’s rich cultural heritage and resilience, Gyatman sees it as fertile ground for exploitation. He uses its natural wealth to fuel interstellar trade routes that benefit only those who bow before his might, leaving others languishing in abject poverty.
Through this perverse form of capitalism, he demonstrates that even in abundance, true power lies not in sharing resources but in controlling them.
Master of Gravity: Architect of Chaos
As the alleged inventor of gravity, Gyatman possesses a control over space-time itself. His gravitational forces are so potent they can warp the fabric of reality, compressing matter into dense black holes or expanding it to create new galaxies.
These powers aren’t wielded lightly; often, they manifest as cosmic tantrums—black holes swallowing stars, supernovas lighting up distant skies. The seismic events triggered by his displeasure serve as stark reminders that even in the face of oblivion, life persists under his watchful gaze.
His creation myth paints him as a guardian meant to balance the universe. Yet, what remains is an entity whose understanding of harmony has skewed into chaos—a cosmic Jekyll and Hyde whose duality poses questions about destiny and free will.
The Personal Space Enigma: Boundaries Beyond Imagination
Despite his celestial might, Gyatman is intensely protective of his personal space—boundaries that stretch across light-years. This concept reflects the foundational tenets of Koboshian Joei Truth: respect for boundaries at all costs.
His rusty taekwondo skills are a humorous nod to ancient martial traditions yet serve as a potent deterrent against those who might challenge him. Intrusions, no matter how minor, elicit swift and often devastating responses—a reminder that crossing Gyatman is akin to invoking divine retribution on an intergalactic scale.
The Unresolved Enigma: A Universe in Balance
Gyatman embodies the universe’s greatest paradox—immense potential for creation balanced against a propensity for destruction. His gyat holds promises of healing and abundance, yet his desire to hoard this power reflects a deep-seated fear or pride that precludes him from sharing.
The world stands at a crossroads, balancing precariously between Gyatman's whims and the hope for a brighter future. The dichotomy presents an existential question: Is he merely misguided, or is his perspective shaped by cosmic truths beyond human comprehension?
As explorers probe deeper into his mysteries and philosophers debate his nature, one thing remains certain—Gyatman’s story is far from over. It’s a tale of contradictions that invites endless exploration, challenging us to reconsider the boundaries between good and evil, generosity and selfishness, order and chaos.
In the end, Gyatman remains a cosmic riddle—an enigma whose resolution may forever alter our understanding of existence itself.
In the North Shore of Vancouver (at March 3rd 2025), there is are around ~1200 Kobosh Joei Users (Peoples who used the word "Kobosh" or heard of it to spread the word "Kobosh") which is around ~0.6% of The North Shore's population. out of the ~0.6%, around 40 people are Kobosh Joei Member, which is ~0.02% of the North shore's Population.
2023 September - Kobosh Was founded in WV** by Orange.
2023 October - The population of Kobosh members reached 10.
2023 October - "Joei" was added to the Kobosh Joei Truth.
2024 January - Kobosh Joei Truth in wikipedia was attempted to be added, but deleted shortly after.
2024 May - The population of Kobosh members reached 20
2024 November - Kobosh was added in dictionary.com
2024 December - kobosh.com was created by Mr.Emo and Brown
2025 December - KJT bible was created by Discord Reporter.
2025 January - kobosh.com was banned by Reporter.
2025 January- Orange, Brown, and Mr.Emo's discord account got banned by Discord reporter.
2025 February - kobosh.com was re-created by Mr.Emo.
2025 February - Kobosh Joei Memorial location is designated.