The Kobosh Joei Truth (KJT) Is a local community located in the North Shore Capilano Basin Area of Metro Vancouver, Canada. The Kobosh Joei Truth was founded in September of 2023 by Brown and Orange in WV**. The main goal of the Kobosh Joei Truth is to spread the word "Kobosh" or "Kobosh Joei", to spread the rules of the Kobosh Joei Truth and it's influence under the main Central figure of "Gyatman Gyat". There are a number of rules and beliefs that the Kobosh Joei Truth follows below (Though Some people could believe in some of the Kobosh Joei Rules):
The central figure of the Kobosh Joei Truth is the Massive Devin Gyatt.
The Kobosh Joei Truth is the Truth.
Brown skin color is black.
Orange's skin color is Orange, not white or yellow.
Miss.Flat is flatter than the earth.
Mr.Emo loves Anast***a.
September 11th is the Koboshian Joei Truth and Reconciliation Day.
Mr.Emo is Emo after 10pm in discord.gg.
Gyatman invented gravity, and Issac Newton got crushed by Gyatman's gravitational pull.
Gyatman is gluttonous and greedy because he only consumes and doesn't spread kindness.
Gyatman gyat fat is VERY tender, juicy, chewable, edible, tasty, and safe to eat (even when raw).
Reporter got his math knocked out of his head at 2025 January by a snowball.
Mr.GabbyLover loves gambling with Gab*y.
Mr.Emo and Mar**s gyat is non existent.
Asian girls and Gyatman makes Mr.Emo BUST on a daily basis.
Gyatman is the central figure of the Koboshian Joei Truth, an ultimate being who has broken countless universal records in terms of size and still is breaking records until this day. Gyatman consists of priceless organs and what he is most well known for: his extraordinary gyat. Gyatman gyat is so expensive that its price surpasses antimatter. His gyat attracts too much attention on a daily basis resulting in lots of touching and attraction. What makes his gyat so special you ask? Gyatman gyat has an extreme overload of nutrients and especially ribosomes. In other words, it is a superfood craved by many. Let's say you were able to get your hands on this luxury product, the positive effects are proven to resolve all bad health aspects. Therefore, Gyatman gyat acts as an antidepressant, superfood, and most importantly, the “undiscovered” cure to cancer. What about Gyatman? He's greedy and does not prefer to share or give back just because the nutrients he receives is “free”. To this day, Gyatman controls world hunger with cruelty turning the universe towards capitalism. Most of his hunger powers are directed towards the Africans because, as he has stated without joking, “I hate black people”. With common sense, you can see why he is so large. It's because Gyatman only knows to consume. No wonder he has developed a natural gravitational pull. To put his gravitational pull into perspective, his gyat has enough force, weight to compress any object that somehow fits in between his cheeks into a hypermassive blackhole- to the astrology fans out there. In fact, Gyatman invented gravity and causes the shifting of tectonic plates. If you experience an earthquake or tsunami, he is within a 1 light year radius. Following the shakes, Gyatman produces gamma rays- a high frequency and radioactive wave. Observing the world we live in today, there is significantly more ocean than land because he is releasing his juice and terror amongst the universal population. You may wonder why Gyatman gyat is so common but unobtainable. If you were to rub some Gyatman gyat sauce on your fingers, he would chase after you with kicks powered by his unimaginable weight and rusted taekwondo skills. Even if you barely approach him, he will start launching an attack on you because you entered his “personal space”. This is because Gyatman is in agreement with the KJT foundation that his hitbox and AOE is massive.
In the North Shore of Vancouver (at March 3rd 2025), there is are around ~1200 Kobosh Joei Users (Peoples who used the word "Kobosh" or heard of it to spread the word "Kobosh") which is around ~0.6% of The North Shore's population. out of the ~0.6%, around 40 people are Kobosh Joei Member, which is ~0.02% percent of the North shore's Population.
2023 September - Kobosh Was founded in WV** by Orange.
2023 October - The population of Kobosh members reached 10.
2023 October - "Joei" was added to the Kobosh Joei Truth.
2024 January - Kobosh Joei Truth in wikipedia was attempted to be added, but deleted shortly after.
2024 May - The population of Kobosh members reached 20
2024 November - Kobosh was added in dictionary.com
2024 December - kobosh.com was created by Mr.Emo and Brown
2025 December - KJT bible was created by Discord Reporter.
2025 January - kobosh.com was banned by Reporter.
2025 January- Orange, Brown, and Mr.Emo's discord account got banned by Discord reporter.
2025 February - kobosh.com was re-created by Mr.Emo.
2025 February - Kobosh Joei Memorial location is designated.